It’s the Second Day of Vacation, So it Must be Time for my Period!

Periods are super fun. Especially on vacation! Ah well, it could be worse. Tracy and I haven’t stopped talking. Her lovely husband showed up today. They’re out taking pictures and I took a nap. Now I’m living on the edge, eating rice cakes and drinking Diet Coke. We had plans today to beach it but we haven’t moved around much. Just relaxing and still talking. I’ve written a few things. Β Tracy took a picture of me writing at the kitchen table. It made me a little misty eyed. I’m sure it won’t be the only time that happens this week. Can’t wait to see what her photos inspire me to write this week. Below are some of my word doodles that I scribbled down as I was making the eight hour trek to God’s country.

By Beaver Valley and Mile 12. The word Beaver tickles me silly.

Ch, ch, ch, ch changes, you can’t trace time.

First sweet and sour Charms Pop sucker. My tongue is blue now. It looks like I gave Papa Smurf a BJ.

I hear Bridges Burning by the Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl makes me wanna scream! The bass is so heavy it makes my rear view mirror vibrate.

Why is it when I see someone driving a Beemer I want to roll my window down and scream, Hey! You’re a fucking asshole?

P!nk sings, Don’t Let me Get Me. I’m my own worst enemy.

Then Tiny Dancer. Reminds me of Cameron Crowe and Almost Famous. And Adam Boy. The first time I heard him sing this song with his tenor voice, I cried. Of course I did. The boy makes my heart melt.

I think more about my children. WOW! Even in their 20’s they still find ways to amaze me.

OMFG I need gas!

Ah my Max Bemis starts singing Metal Now. He’s Metal Now, but he always was. He is my imaginary lover. All fucked up and bi-polar and shit. He’s a fucking genius!

Ears pop in peaks and valleys.

Clouds form with thunderheads and makes my Spidey Senses tingle.

Then it’s The Outsiders by NeedtoBreathe On the outside
You’re free to roam
On the outside
We found a home
On the outside
There’s more to see
On the outside
We choose to be.

11 thoughts on “It’s the Second Day of Vacation, So it Must be Time for my Period!

  1. Never had them thank god πŸ™‚ though I sometimes I think I having the manopause, bleary in the morning, slitty eyes, tired all day, you know…. also known as a hangover πŸ™‚
    Give the beemer drivers a chance Renee, they might not all be assholes πŸ™‚
    Ps. I can understand Beaver ( as in nice beaver etc) , makes me laughtoo.
    One of my favourites is Apple tart ( as in have you just apple tarted ?? πŸ˜€ )
    pps. How far have you driven ???

    • Okay so you drive a Beemer. You may be the only nice one I know. Haha. And honey, beaver means vagina, that’s why it makes me giggle. And I drove about 730 miles. I’ve never been on a road trip by myself. It’s been fun. I loved driving on my own and getting out and seeing the countryside. It sure is beautiful here.

      • I hope I am! πŸ™‚
        I know what beaver means Renee πŸ™‚ , I was quoting from the film Naked Gun when Leslie Neilsen looks up Priscilla Presleys skirt as she goes up a ladder, and comments ” Nice beaver! ”
        She replies ” thank you I just had it stuffed” and hands him a stuffed beaver ( see how many times i’ve managed to get beaver into the conversation πŸ˜€ )
        I think maybe something got lost in the transatlantic translation πŸ™‚
        Apple tart is rhyming slang for fart, so if you are apple tarting that means farting, which amuses my wife no end!

        I did a motor bike road trip around Europe ( well france and northern Italy)when I was 18, which was long long time ago.That was great fun.
        I’ve never been to the U.S. I dont know why, I think it’s something I’m going to have to rectify before long.
        Take care Renee

      • Oh yes Leslie Neilsen and Priscilla Presley. OMG what a funny movie. Yes of course you should come to the US. It’s beautiful here. I’m going to start saying apple tarting. Roger will crack up! I want to travel to Australia. Someday I will. But I’m not going swimming. I have an intense fear of sharks and don’t want to even chance meeting one. πŸ™‚

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