HEY! Do You Want to See My Boobs???

A few weeks ago my son called me to tell me that he got in trouble for saying the word dick at work. Said he was using the word to describe a lovely customer that he was dealing with. Unfortunately he was using a headset and his boss heard him. His boss then came up to him and asked him if he just said the “D” word. Adam of course admitted to using it and then got reprimanded. Afterward he said he was talking to a co-worker about it and they started laughing because his boss couldn’t even bring himself to say the dreaded “D” word. Guess he’s kind of religious and doesn’t swear much. He and the co-worker were saying maybe he shouldn’t be such a “P” word. They of course started laughing hysterically. As he was relaying this story to me I laughed too. I think it’s funny when my kids say funny things and act obnoxious. Roger Darling got kind of pissy about it, but I told him to just lighten up. It’s not like he said the word fuck in the middle of church or something.

Fast forward a couple of weeks later and I’m at my second job beautifying cute doggies. Roger came in to say hi after he bought some Blue Buffalo dog food for our Wonder Schnauzers. We caught each other up on the events of our day. After about five minutes he was ready to head home and he left the salon. All of a sudden I burst out of the salon door and yelled across the parking lot, “Hey, do you want to see my boobs!!??” He just looks at me like I’d lost my mind. The store is in a strip mall so there’s people everywhere. And of course they’re all looking at me. I just smiled and waited for his reply. He yelled back, “You know you’re the reason our kids act the way they do. And the reason that your son got in trouble at work!” I said, “Of course I am, and I couldn’t be more proud!” He smiled back and said, “I’ll see you and your boobs when you get home from work.” I laughed like a dork and even did a pig snort. I then headed back into the salon and got back to work.

A few minutes later my phone buzzed with a new text. It was from Rog. All it said was I love you, you know. I got all sappy and weepy and texted back to him that I loved him too…..

56 thoughts on “HEY! Do You Want to See My Boobs???

  1. And that folks is what life, love and laughter is all about. Goofing around, especially with those you love, especially if sometimes it embarrasses them! I used to do something similar with my daughter, I’d drop her off at school, and if she was giving me a hard time about something, I’d lean out of the car window as she approached her friends and shout ‘Darling, I love you I do, no I really really love you!’ She learned quickly not to give me a hard time in the mornings. πŸ˜€

  2. Fantastic post! Just last night my youngest said to me “to quote mommy…” at which point I interrupted him to say “watch your language.”

    They’re just words. It’s the intent that counts, not the flavor, right?

    • It was a fun post to write. I’m a little wild. A little crazy. But I’m fun. I like to do things to make people laugh. make them think. Make them wonder what the hell is wrong with me. I like it. πŸ™‚ There’s really nothing wrong with me. I just like to do silly, shocking things. My kids are kinda like that too. God bless ’em.

  3. This was super!!!! Isn’t it great when life is just like that… when you can just be “you” and not worry or care what everyone else thinks?

    • I’m glad you giggled. But honey you really will get to see them. I’m going to do a photo shoot soon and do some semi-nude shots to show the changes in the body from extreme weight loss. Some of it will be beautiful, some of it will be based in the reality of sagging skin and stretch marks. I think it will be good. I’m excited about it.

    • Oh honey I love to shock people. It’s the most fun. People look at me and see a professional but I’m really not. I’m dirty, dirty, dirty girl with quite the whorish mouth. I love to keep people guessing. But my coy smile always gives me away.

  4. Wow, what a sweet love story. I suspect a lot of guys who clicked probably felt cheated. Well you weren’t lying, great story telling involves “creative” imagination! πŸ˜‰

    • Hahahahaha. It was one of my sillier posts that’s for sure. I’m a terrible flirt. But I’m too goofy to be taken seriously. The blog has evolved.There’s a lot more fiction from picture prompts. Don’t forget to send me a picture. πŸ™‚

    • Poor Roger? OMG he’s lucky I do such crazy shit. Believe me, he loves the way I am. There aren’t many men that can handle me. He does a fine job of it though. Giggle.

  5. The title of this is hilarious and I have not even begun to read.
    Thank you for the follow and I followed you back.
    I am excited about seeing your blog, as it is evident that your personality shines through:)

  6. It is interesting to read of situations as everyday and as unusual as these. The thing that amazes me is the force with which the routine comes back to us every given second. Be it a cuss word or a glance of affection- with time it all begins to seem ‘taken for granted’!

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