A few weeks ago my son called me to tell me that he got in trouble for saying the word dick at work. Said he was using the word to describe a lovely customer that he was dealing with. Unfortunately he was using a headset and his boss heard him. His boss then came up to him and asked him if he just said the “D” word. Adam of course admitted to using it and then got reprimanded. Afterward he said he was talking to a co-worker about it and they started laughing because his boss couldn’t even bring himself to say the dreaded “D” word. Guess he’s kind of religious and doesn’t swear much. He and the co-worker were saying maybe he shouldn’t be such a “P” word. They of course started laughing hysterically. As he was relaying this story to me I laughed too. I think it’s funny when my kids say funny things and act obnoxious. Roger Darling got kind of pissy about it, but I told him to just lighten up. It’s not like he said the word fuck in the middle of church or something.
Fast forward a couple of weeks later and I’m at my second job beautifying cute doggies. Roger came in to say hi after he bought some Blue Buffalo dog food for our Wonder Schnauzers. We caught each other up on the events of our day. After about five minutes he was ready to head home and he left the salon. All of a sudden I burst out of the salon door and yelled across the parking lot, “Hey, do you want to see my boobs!!??” He just looks at me like I’d lost my mind. The store is in a strip mall so there’s people everywhere. And of course they’re all looking at me. I just smiled and waited for his reply. He yelled back, “You know you’re the reason our kids act the way they do. And the reason that your son got in trouble at work!” I said, “Of course I am, and I couldn’t be more proud!” He smiled back and said, “I’ll see you and your boobs when you get home from work.” I laughed like a dork and even did a pig snort. I then headed back into the salon and got back to work.
A few minutes later my phone buzzed with a new text. It was from Rog. All it said was I love you, you know. I got all sappy and weepy and texted back to him that I loved him too…..
And that folks is what life, love and laughter is all about. Goofing around, especially with those you love, especially if sometimes it embarrasses them! I used to do something similar with my daughter, I’d drop her off at school, and if she was giving me a hard time about something, I’d lean out of the car window as she approached her friends and shout ‘Darling, I love you I do, no I really really love you!’ She learned quickly not to give me a hard time in the mornings. 😀
Ain’t it fun Stu? Some people take life way too seriously. As Auntie Mame said, Yes! Live! Life’s a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
I prefer not to starve, but to feast. On all of it!
I have my knife and fork at the ready at all times! 😀
HILARIOUS!
I’m glad you liked it moonbeam. I’m kind of a dork and like to share the silly things I do. I hope you keep reading. 🙂
Fantastic post! Just last night my youngest said to me “to quote mommy…” at which point I interrupted him to say “watch your language.”
They’re just words. It’s the intent that counts, not the flavor, right?
Thanks so much. And good story about your daughter. May you raise a strong willed and spirited one!
You make me laugh, thank you!
I’m so glad that I do. That is my mission in life. 🙂
that was something else!!! lol
I hope that means you liked it Terry. 🙂 I’m just trying to make you laugh.
Now there’s a title that’s sure to get your attention! I read this this morning and it did more to wake me up than two cups of coffee ever could!
I hope that means that you thought it was funny. Sometimes I’m so impulsive. I am kinda glad that my kids are that way too. 🙂
Brilliant!!!!! Love how you must keep everyone around you on their toes. : )
I believe it’s what I do best. 🙂 Thanks for reading me.
Ahhhh 🙂
I know. I’m ridiculous. But I’m fun!
cool wife
Don’t know if I’m cool or crazy. A bit of both I think.
I clicked so quickly on your post I’m not really sure whether I knew I was in for a laugh or if I really did want to see your boobs! Lucky kids for having such a real person for a mom.
It was a fun post to write. I’m a little wild. A little crazy. But I’m fun. I like to do things to make people laugh. make them think. Make them wonder what the hell is wrong with me. I like it. 🙂 There’s really nothing wrong with me. I just like to do silly, shocking things. My kids are kinda like that too. God bless ’em.
This was super!!!! Isn’t it great when life is just like that… when you can just be “you” and not worry or care what everyone else thinks?
Honey I never worry about what anyone else thinks. Especially my kids. Ha! Thanks for reading. Wish I could read you!
Wonderful story, I love it! Isn’t it great to still have that attitude that children are famous for?
Yes honey it is. I will always be a young soul. There is no better way to be imhfo. 🙂
lmbflwao Same here, though the full moon (and that little dark voice in my brainpan) tend to lead me astray sometimes.
Made me laugh 🙂
Honey for the most part that’s what I do here. Sometimes I bitch. I hope you enjoy reading me. I do believe I’m getting the hang of it.
i would like to see them 🙂 you make me giggle!
I’m glad you giggled. But honey you really will get to see them. I’m going to do a photo shoot soon and do some semi-nude shots to show the changes in the body from extreme weight loss. Some of it will be beautiful, some of it will be based in the reality of sagging skin and stretch marks. I think it will be good. I’m excited about it.
That’s awesome…and I laughed at the ‘a P word’ too!
Oh honey I love to shock people. It’s the most fun. People look at me and see a professional but I’m really not. I’m dirty, dirty, dirty girl with quite the whorish mouth. I love to keep people guessing. But my coy smile always gives me away.
cute!
Oh honey I’m a dork. But I’m fun!
that’s the way to be. me too!
🙂
Well give use a shot of your boobs! lol
Absolutely not. Giggle. I wrote that post just to draw you in. 😉
Wow, what a sweet love story. I suspect a lot of guys who clicked probably felt cheated. Well you weren’t lying, great story telling involves “creative” imagination! 😉
Hahahahaha. It was one of my sillier posts that’s for sure. I’m a terrible flirt. But I’m too goofy to be taken seriously. The blog has evolved.There’s a lot more fiction from picture prompts. Don’t forget to send me a picture. 🙂
why cant that happen to me?
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
You’re welcome. Why does everyone stop by this entry first? Like I’d show my boobs. 🙂
You must have gotten a lot of spam for this title!
Oh I probably did. I’m glad you’re here.
What a fun read. Loved the sappy ending. I actually said “Awww” under my breath.
Awww thanks. Life with me is quite interesting. Just ask Roger Darling. 🙂
poor roger…
Poor Roger? OMG he’s lucky I do such crazy shit. Believe me, he loves the way I am. There aren’t many men that can handle me. He does a fine job of it though. Giggle.
The title of this is hilarious and I have not even begun to read.
Thank you for the follow and I followed you back.
I am excited about seeing your blog, as it is evident that your personality shines through:)
Thanks my sweet. It’s so funny that every new follower goes to this entry. No, I don’t show my boobs. However, I do write some decent erotica. 🙂 I’m glad you’re here honey.
Ok you are in the suited slave blog, enjoy:)
It is Erotica;)
YAY! Thank you.
Here is the racier of my two blogs, I think that you will like it.
You have to send a request but I will be looking for yours:)
http://suitedslave.wordpress.com/
Thanks so much for letting me request entrance. I’m so excited to see what you write.
It is interesting to read of situations as everyday and as unusual as these. The thing that amazes me is the force with which the routine comes back to us every given second. Be it a cuss word or a glance of affection- with time it all begins to seem ‘taken for granted’!